I myself am not fond of CREATING calendars to sell. They are the only print publication with a shelf life and a very narrow window to sell them in.

But when NakedMenCalendars.com approached me to do their Straight Naked Boys Calendar, and I didn't have to lift a finger, I was down with doing it.

Now before you write me to say, "I would have bought one, but you didn't put my favorite model XXX in it! How could you not?!"

I didn't pick the photos. I gave them access to the site and trusted their instinct to know their market. The calendars are distributed widely, and the 200 of each they gave me makes up a small portion of their target audience.

So models like Wayne, who hasn't been on the site in over 4 years made it (Yeah, he is hot though!) While others that I thought should make it, were benched.

Still, they did great- Nash, Lansing, Eli, Taylor, Zane, Zack Randall, Teo...the cream of the crop!

As the NakedMenCalendars.com went through my rather vast inventory of images, they realized I had a ton of RAW insert photos.

Apparently I take some of the best RAW insert shots in the amateur porn neighborhood.

Thus the 2011 ChaosMen XXX Boys RAW calendar was born!

So we get TWO calendars this year.

Now here is the deal. I only have 200 of each.

SORRY! I can't have the models autograph them- they all live in separate states, and models like Wayne have long dropped of the radar.

If you would like my autograph, I would be happy to do so. It means it will be opened, and might take an extra day or two as I am kinda busy. But it would make me feel all "Celebutant" and pleased to do so for you guys, and I think that is something I can offer that you can't get from other retailers.

I am not autographing all of them. You have to ask for it at check out. Put want you want me to say like, "To Dave" and I will sign and date em.

Remember, I only have 200 of each and am unsure I will have anymore. So don't put it off till the end of the year!